FUNNY OR STUPID ? -.-''

Q : How do u make a swiss roll ?
 A : Roll it down a hill .


Q : Why did the boy through a clock out of the window ? 
A : Because he thought time could fly.


Q : Why do gorillas have big nostrils ? 
A : Because they have big fingers


Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT ?
A. WIDOW


Q : Why r there so few Buddhist rhythm & blues bands ?
A : Because Buddhists don't have any soul .


Q: Wat iz the thinnest book in the world?
A: "Wat Men Know About Women."

Q : What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary ?
A : Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR


Q. Wht iz da height of optimism?
A. Sehwag coming out 2 bat applying sunscreen on his face.


Q : Wat r the 2 reasons Y men don't mind their own business ?
A : 1. No mind. 2. No business.


Q : What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A : About 45 pounds !!

What's common between the sun & women's underwear ?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.


Wife : What is 10 years with me ?
Husband : A second.
Wife : What is 1000 for me ?
Husband : A coin.
Wife : Okay give me a coin.
Husband : Wait a second


Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.


Teacher:
What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.


We only part to meet again. kbye ;D !